Day One:

Since this day be speak like a scurvy pirate day, (be it? seriously? thar be such a day?) I figured I'd message like a scurvy pirate.

So, day one: fer breakfast...eh didn't have breakfast. fer midday meal, I had a baked potato wit' fat free sour cream. From then I had fried fish dinner, but only a wee wee bit since I shared one plate wit' four people. Then I had another baked potato wit' sour cream. Thinkin' 'bout now finishin' me day wit' reduced fat peanut butter sandwich. Which got to get rid 'o 'tis bedtime snack, but heh, not this day.

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I should be nice and link where I got this from right? I know, but I'm too tired so google speak like a pirate, or message like a pirate, or something and you'll find it. I did.